Why this poem is bad.

I’m not going to offend your intellect
by pointing out that this doesn’t rhyme.
(I’m not running a leaky-boat hire company here)
I’m not gonna say that it’s because
it doesn’t fit into a formal meter.
This poem is bad because
I am not a poet
and I don’t even like poetry
I’ve had this idea see?
- and I don’t even have the will to see it through.